Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes...

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And now for the picture that I'm sure a few people wanted, but that nobody was willing to ask for.
Oh, this image is a little bit misleading, it should be something like 'political/religious alignment/time', and some of the fields appear larger than they are, but I'll get around to fixing it some time.
I guess this requires some explaining.

Yes, for most of my life I have been a conservative/militant Christian, aka a 'Christfag'. Although both my parents are Christian, they are fairly lax, so I have my grandparents to blame for my indoctrination in that regard. It was only upon coming into high school that I was finally snapped out of that phase. At first, learning about new religions in the light of an unbiased viewpoint meant that I could appreciate different belief systems for the first time in my life. However, as time went on, I began to hate Christianity, not only for the horrors enacted in its name over history, but for what it had turned me into during my younger years. I eventually retreated into a misanthropic state, with a dash of pangloboantiestablishmentarianism, although that only really came about proper in my militant phase. I studied occult/alternative religion for a while, but never followed it that seriously. [The 'satanism' section above is a bit of a silly approximation: it also includes wicca, heathenism and thelema]
The militant atheist phase was the beginning of my descent into complete hate. Pangloboantiestablishmentarianism [the belief in the disestablishment of all state religions] set in around this point, although as the graph shows I was fairly centre-right around this time. Although I hated religion, I wasn't going to call people out about it, or cut off communication with them for their beliefs. I never really talked about my views to anyone, though. My militant side was quite a big secret.
After a while this evolved into mild national socialism, influenced by people I ran into while browsing on DeviantArt. Yes, I was a non-racist Nazi. This is entirely possible and probably one of the most interesting parts of my political history. There is no real category or name for what I was at this time, because it is impossible for anyone to truly be a 'Nazi' in these times, and I could not call myself a neo-Nazi as this was a completely different [and utterly retarded] system. I went by the original belief system of the NSDAP, and tried to tone down as much as possible the undesirable aspects which were often capitalised on by the neos [which of course the NSDAP did not do]. I had a brief foray into neo-Nazism before realising that it was stupid and returned back to mild National Socialism. Oh, and I was still atheist all this time, in case you were wondering.
After a while, I realised that what I had originally set out to do had degraded into calling myself a Nazi without really doing anything about it [except liking swastikas a lot]. Dismayed, I decided that I wasn't really a Nazi at all, and went back to being centrist. I still, however, really fucking like Nazi uniforms/symbolism. It's a pretty common thing actually.

Incidentally, my hating Judaism is not a result of my nazi history at all. In fact, it's completely independent of it, and I never really hated [or knew much about] it until quite recently.

This year I went to university and approached/was approached by the socialist club. Having been mostly ignorant of politics throughout my entire life, I discovered I was left-wing all along [well, ever since the end of the NS era] and became officially socialist. I'm going to a rally tomorrow, actually.
That is the story of my political/religious history. Now stop calling me a Nazi and give me all your pictures of hot guys in uniforms.