I'M BACK

So, after a hiatus I've returned to wreak havoc on the internet with my blog of glorious glory and few readers.

Let's start with a news thingy. Although I heard this discussion on the radio, here's an appropriate link anyway.
A court in NSW wants to make topless sunbathing illegal - only for women. What the fuck?
Radio discussion said that a group (Australian Sex Party, lawl) was going to file for discrimination if the bill went through. More discussion was - why are women's breasts considered more offensive than men's? Everyone was against it. Apparently the government's interests are completely different to the public's, even though they think they know what the public wants, they really don't.

Last night I attended a cousin's 21st birthday party. Since the air-conditioning in the hall was freezing (we were booked for a public hall) we went outside for a while, where it was much warmer and most of the adults were hanging around smoking. This girl saunters over to us from the street with shittily-streaked hair all messy and shit, tonnes of makeup and scantily-clad. Clearly a druggie.
"hey guys do you have a spare cigarette I really need one like please I need a spare cigarette could you give me one please"
"Uh..."
"PLEASE"
"How old are you?"
"...17"
"That's underage you know, like..."
"please give me a cigarette"
So anyway the girl gets a cigarette and she's like '...thanks' and walks off, followed by some rapper wannabes who appeared out of nowhere and some yobbos driving past going 'yo, let's go!'


Fuck, that poor girl wasted her life. She's my age and already addicted to nicotine and who knows what else...


also at same birthday party I discovered and met my two German cousins who I didn't even know existed, what's the chance of that