Luckily, what happened there got me out of that.
Terminology:
underageb& = someone under 18
femanon = a female
an hero (noun) = someone who commits suicide
an hero (verb) = to commit suicide
File :1226194604.jpg-(25 KB, 576x360, [large][AnimePaper]wallpapers_Majin-Tant(...).jpg)Pretty serious stuff.
25 KB »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:36:44 No.2068055
Hey guys. I raided the cupboard to see if I had anything which could be fatal. I don't have much, and am underageb& so I can't go out to the drugstore and get more.
Here's what I do have: 38 pills of Codral Cold&Flu Nighttime, which contains that thing which can cause liver damage, plus it's for nighttime so it has drowsy effect.
I also think it contains Chlorphenamine, but am not sure.
If I were to mash up these pills and dissolve them in water, would it be enough to put me to sleep for good?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:39:16 No.2068072
No. You'd just be in a lot of pain and bullshit and wake up embarrassingly in the hospital. Your life would just be worse off than it is now, but you would have no chance at committing suicide from that point onward. Stop being a pussy and man up. Live for other people in your life, and strive for excellence.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:39:38 No.2068075
Go for it, it can't hurt to try. What's the worst that could happen?
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:43:07 No.2068081
>>2068072
Serious? Why would that be? People have died from taking 2 or 3 times the recommended dose, so why not 38 fucking pills?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:44:43 No.2068090
>>2068081
They can pump your stomach at the hospital.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:45:18 No.2068097
Headbutt the ground from your roof.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:46:05 No.2068101
>>2068097
I'm short and scared of heights. :/
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:47:02 No.2068113
Get really drunk, tie a bag round your head and jump off someplace high.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:47:05 No.2068115
>>2068055
How about you stop thinking of yourself, and think about the family that you would be hurting if you did this?
Since you're underage you definately live with your parents, and are obviously not thinking of them, or any friends, or any acquaintances you have ever made.
You may not think it, but you committing suicide would have far stronger reaches than you comprehend. Dont do that to the people who love you, dont throw away a life because it is in a bad place.
Do you understand where I am going?
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)20:48:17 No.2068125
buy drano and drink it
make sure to wear a V mask so that we'll know when the news reports your strange death that we are to mourn you in death
good riddance, run along and die now
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:49:15 No.2068130
I think he can pull it off, just do it right before bed on a night where you don't have to wake up in the morning very early (ie, not a school night)
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:49:15 No.2068131
>>2068115
Yeah, I get it. It's just, I'm a failure, and really I think they'd be better off without me. They've got my brother, anyway.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:49:54 No.2068137
Now, this is why I like /r9k/. If this was posted in /b/ nearly every single post in the thread would be about how the op should AN HERO HUR DURR, while /r9k/ for the most part takes this poster seriously.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:49:55 No.2068139
>>2068115
>"Since you're underage you definately live with your parents, and are obviously not thinking of them, or any friends, or any acquaintances you have ever made."
I fucking hate this argument
if the kid wants to kill himself even when they're around then they aren't that helpful or uplifting to him obviously
most the ones that BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW are just attention whores and do it because it's expected of them
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:50:11 No.2068140
>>2068130
I have to get up early for exams most of this week, school's finished for me.
>>2068125
What the fuck is drano? Do they sell it in Australia?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:50:14 No.2068141
>>2068115
He'll probably be too dead to care about any of that, so what's the problem?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:50:29 No.2068142
DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM DXM
It's so jawesome. You'll have the best high of your life for like a 6 hour trip. Coming down is great too. There is a huge amount of relief after doing it. Don't do it a lot. It's not addictive either.
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)20:51:38 No.2068156
>>2068140
it's a chemical drain cleaner for clogged drains
tastes like shit but helluva effective
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:51:50 No.2068158
>>2068101
>>2068101
I think I speak for the whole legion when I say "Pictures or your a raging faggot and I want my dick in your mouth".
Also, if your a female, "pictures or I'll put my dick in your dead body".
Also, which general region of the world do you live in?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:52:19 No.2068162
>>2068142
Dude, he's trying to kill himself.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:53:02 No.2068165
>>2068158
Late post, Australia, right?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)20:53:52 No.2068171
>>2068131
Im sure that you're the only one who thinks that you're a failure. Don't let yourself get pulled into a rut like that. Im not religious, but I believe that life is an incredibly valuable commodity, theres so much to live for.
You might be the one who makes a huge change in the world, you could solve problems for so many people, discover, or help discover a cure for cancer. You can make a huge impact on the world, and all that potential is wasted if you end it by yourself.
Do not do that. No matter how bad you think your life has become, you will always bounce back, if you dont live for enjoyment right now, then atleast live so that you know you will have a brighter future.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:56:50 No.2068188
>>2068142
I'm underageb& faggot
>>2068139
Thankyou sir. I hate when people just cry 'emo' and don't realise the seriousness of things. Yeah, my parents are ignorant stupid Christfags.
.>>2068137
Exactly why I came here.
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)20:56:55 No.2068190
>>2068171
your inane bullshit will not save him/her
suicide is an inherently selfish act and your arguments are thus irrelevant
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)20:58:30 No.2068196
>>2068158
I'm femanon, and no. Get the fuck out.
>>2068171
I know. But I get so fucking depressed I feel I have no self-worth.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:00:24 No.2068208
You need to put some bengay on your testes, that should take you out in under an hour.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:01:12 No.2068215
erowid dot com
Maybe you should just start walking and see where your instincts take you.
Make sure you aren't going to induce liver failure - the most painful way to attempt suicide and the least effective. Also don't be a dick and leave a mess for someone to clean up.
Again just run away from your computer.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:01:24 No.2068218
>>2068196
You're going to be dead soon anyways, no harm no foul.
Also I liev 2 far frum austaidfhjfnghjbfhjia to do poop.
Anyways, you're obviously a short and fat weaboo chick who's seeking attention in the form of nearly taking their own life, so there's nothing that would surprise us.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:02:13 No.2068224
>>2068196
I was depressed and suicidal once. I took the Jeep out and went for a 8 hour cruise in the dead of night. Got pulled over once, but at the end, I was good to go.
And got a free keychain saying don't drink and drive.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:04:01 No.2068244
>>2068196
>"I'm femanon"
you know the drill TITS OR GTFO, also marry me?
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)21:04:17 No.2068247
I suspect that your attention whoring but in all seriousness I was kidding about the drain cleaner. it's a shitty, cruel way to go
was serious about the V or EFG mask. we really need to figure out a way to know if anons actually kill themself and suicide notes are rarely published
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:04:33 No.2068250
>>2068196
First off, I'd like to point out that mostly everyone in this thread other than me probably thinks that you're a troll.
Secondly, you have self-worth, you are reading from someone who knows nothing about you, I have never met you, I've never spoke to you before, but yet I am here trying to talk you out of a horrible decision.
If there is at least one person who believes that you are worth the space you take up, you are worthy. You have self worth, you have just been manipulated into believing that you do not. I believe that you have meaning, please dont try anything to change that.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:06:06 No.2068260
Honestly, I just think about all the new technology/ vidya games and whatnot I will miss out on experiencing if i off myself, that usually averts it. Also it sucks in HS, get over it. Enjoy what you can before you have to deal with real college or work. you lose alot of the free time you have now. helps to be more social and actively talk to people you wouldn't usually, fuck whats the worse that could happen. Also Cocks.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:06:11 No.2068261
>>2068171
hurr durr
The world is full of people. If he dies, ten more will take his place. Chances are, he'll be of no importance at all to any but a handful of people, if that. There is very little he can do that one of the other six-and-a-half billion people on the planet wouldn't do anyway, and probably better.
No one knows the value of his life better than he does. Let him decide exactly how much it's worth. He has a right to throw it away however he wants, whenever he wants. It's not being selfish. It's selfish of other people to try and drag out an unwilling life.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:10:43 No.2068289
>>2068244
I was hoping /r9k/ wouldn't have you fuckers.
>>2068215
Define 'mess'. As I said I'm underageb& so I can't get guns. Gun laws here are stupid anyway.
>>2068218
I'm not fat, I'm like a beanpole actually. And I'm not sending pics 'cos I look like a fucking 14y/o
>>2068247
No. That's a stupid idea. I didn't say I'm gonna do it now, I'm just planning to see if it will work. If I was gonna do it I wouldn't let you know, since that'd be attention whoring and nobody likes attention whores.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:12:02 No.2068297
>>2068250
I, show picks man, think she is serious.
Fat ugly weeaboo bitch can go choke on her dildo while watching Code Geass and reading Twilight.
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>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:12:35 No.2068300
>>2068260
That is a great post. I'll consider it. Apparently a lot of people get like this in high school. :/
>>2068261
Thankyou. To be honest, there's too many people on the planet anyway.
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)21:13:17 No.2068305
>>2068289
this thread is full of attention whoring
*sage for cognitive dissonance
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:14:40 No.2068318
If you're going to kill yourself, I recommend you not do it with any sort of poison. The only thing worse than a suicide is a failed suicide that goes badly - having your organs all fucked up and being a vegetable.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:15:37 No.2068326
SUICIDE IS FOR CYNICAL HARD-BOILED ADULTS
I'M TALKING 30+ HERE
WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK BOURBON ON YOUR OWN AND FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN A NOIR
BY THAT TIME NOIR FILMS WILL BE LIKE 100 YEARS OLD WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:15:54 No.2068328
>>2068318
What would you suggest, then? I don't have many good options. Cutting is out 'cos it's stupid. I have considered drowning and hanging, since my dad has a weight belt in the shed.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:16:29 No.2068334
>>2068326
I hate alcohol.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:16:52 No.2068339
>>2068261
Underage b& don't know shit about anything. I know, I used to be one. Everyone else must know too.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:17:46 No.2068347
How underageb& are you? If you're like 13-15 I might be interested in talking to you, I think I have some stuff you should hear.
If you're 16-17, man the fuck up.
let me know, kthnx.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:17:46 No.2068348
i will never believe anyone when they say they'll do this simply because there is no way they can prove they have. it's like a terrible spiral of continuing disappointment both in life by OP and for us not seeing them having left it. damn.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:18:39 No.2068353
jump infront of a train now of you go!
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:19:16 No.2068362
>>2068334
JUST YOU WAIT
NOBODY HATES ALCOHOL, NOT EVEN TEETOTALLERS LIKE MYSELF. (If you had more life exp. you'd know why)
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:19:40 No.2068367
>>2068328
Damn, I really wish there was something I could say to dissuade you from killing yourself. Im really not sure what left there is to say, other than you will never get to experience the wonders that we have in our world.
Love art? You can see the Louvre.
Love music? Go see Kansas City music venue, or Carnegie hall.
Love literature? Go see Poe's gravesite, see the impact he made on the world through his life.
Please think again before you do something, there is always another way out of things, even if you dont think so. Dont make this mistake.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:20:02 No.2068370
>>2068347
17 good sir. As I said before, school's finished and I have exams tomorrow.
>>2068348
Yeah well sorry to spoil your fun. If you want some pictures of suicide, go look up Mayhem.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:20:25 No.2068375
>>2068188
>"Thankyou sir. I hate when people just cry 'emo' and don't realise the seriousness of things. Yeah, my parents are ignorant stupid Christfags."
I changed my mind you ARE an immature emo teenager
come back when you're still a virgin, friendless, abandoned by your family and a college failure when you're in your 20s
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:21:58 No.2068386
>>2068375
Don't fucking call me emo. I'm not an attention whore, and I don't think suicide is 'cool'. I don't cut for the lulz, hell I don't even cut. I don't listen to fucking Simple Plan or Bullet For My Valentine or faggy shit. Don't call me emo, I hate that word.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:22:58 No.2068400
>>2068370
..this better not all be about your exams.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:23:58 No.2068404
>>2068400
Actually it kinda is. I know I'm a shithead. As I said I'm not gonna do it now. I'm gonna do the exams, and if I fuck up I'll cark it.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:25:00 No.2068412
>>2068386
You're right, you're totally not an emo.
You're a fat weeaboo faggot.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:25:05 No.2068413
>>2068370
Ah, well, I'm not sure what words of advice I could offer.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
>> AngerMismanagement !!/CJ7Dj5CNz0 11/08/08(Sat)21:25:42 No.2068422
>>2068404
oh for fuck sakes just delete the thread you worthless tramp
*more sage, because it tastes good
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:28:22 No.2068445
>>2068404
Fukkin' RAGE.
Well I guess I can't hold it against you since I had no idea when I was 17 either.
Exams do not count for shit. Degrees do not count for shit.
>> sage 11/08/08(Sat)21:28:24 No.2068446
>>2068386
Bland troll is bland. At least care to have the creative capacity for creating a calligraphical caste for your character.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:28:54 No.2068453
Just kill yourself, you ugly cunt.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:29:52 No.2068460
>>2068404
Holy shit you fail so hard. You have no idea about life if some exams are going to be the reason you are going to live or die. Fuck me. You've barely lived. What's your most amazing experience in life so far? And your most traumatic?
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:30:02 No.2068461
>>2068446
What?
>>2068445
That's what they say, but I need to get into uni, and my dad likes to push it on me. He's like 'I'M 45 AND PEOPLE STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT I GOT IN SCHOOL'
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:30:39 No.2068467
>>2068386
alright you seem like a reasonable human being
what I'm basically saying is what you're experiencing is the same thing 4032983592875210987079 x INFINITY other teenagers have experienced. It's not special, it's not an oppressive situation AT ALL from your description. At least your mother doesn't berate you telling that everything I ever do is wrong and hit you with a rod like mine did.
Okay I'm going off tangent, so WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF THEN.
you haven't given a reason in the whole thread
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:30:48 No.2068470
>>2068460
What can I say? I'm a perfectionist. People have killed themselves over more trivial things.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:31:11 No.2068478
Is anon a pharmacologist because in this layman's opinion, if Codral is a derivative of Codeine then I think OP is in for a painful and prolonged death, amirite?
See, of all the Codeine overdoses I've been around, the main concern that Docs have is to get it flushed out of the system as quickly as possible before irreparable kidney and liver damage sets in and the an hero slowly dies over three days.
I don't think OP would sleep that long as the sedative would wear off just as the internal haemorrhaging kicked in.
Though if anon goes through with it, I hope they post pics of themselves pissing and shitting blood.
:3
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:31:41 No.2068483
There are only four worthy ways for someone to commit suicide:
1. Cheese wire noose with hands glued to your head, so it looks like you ripped it off.
2. Overdose on DNP, so you start on fire a while after you die. Let your body be found next to a bunch of scrawled notes about demonic possession, and your body being claimed by flames when your soul reaches hell.
3. Go to the zoo; take a lot of painkillers and viagra; see if you can fuck a tiger.
4. Will yourself to die.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:32:45 No.2068492
>>2068467
I just feel like it. Every so often I become unbearably depressibe and get like 'baww life isn't worth it sniff sniff'
I really don't know what I'm going to do with my life, or what to do or wher to go, and I've read so many failure stories o here and shit. I'm fucking scared.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:33:41 No.2068498
>>2068470
So what's the most trivial thing someone has ever killed themselves over? Crippling depression maybe? You will not commit suicide over exams. I promise you, you will not have the balls to do it.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:33:58 No.2068500
>>2068470
Alright listen, I want you to kill yourself because I think it would be for the greater good: Go find some rails and wait for a train, try not to be too close to a station so as to avoid it slowing down for a stop, and then simply get in the way. A quick and painless death.
Alternatively, jump off some bridge or so and fall to your death.
Both simple and easy methods.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:34:05 No.2068501
>>2068367
>Go see Poe's gravesite, see the impact he made on the world through his life.
Fitting, is it not? For all his poetry and fame, he's still just a corpse in a box. His poetry is little use to him now.
You can't stay with the wonders of the world forever. You'd only have to return home eventually, and then you'd be just as miserable - more so, in fact, for ordinary life would look even more worthless by comparison.
Just do it.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:34:16 No.2068503
If that shit contains DXM op is in for one hell of a time.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:35:37 No.2068513
>>2068500
It's not painless for the engineer.
Better to buy a large bottle of vodka, and go for a walk in the mountains in winter.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:35:44 No.2068514
>>2068478
That sounds fun!
I'm not a pharmacologist. I just looked it up a bit. Erm, I'm really small though, so wouldn't it last quite a while?
>>2068513
I can't buy vodka and we have no snowy mountains here.
My parents yell at me for getting Bs and Cs and they seem to think these exams are the most important thing I'm ever going to do. If my view of the world is a bit iffy, that's one reason why.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:39:30 No.2068545
>>2068514
God damn, why do you have such a strong will to kill yourself over exams? Its little fucking tests that dont mean anything, your father is full of shit if he says people ask him everyday about his college credentials.
Forget about the fucking exams, have some fun with your life. Dont worry about that trivial bullshit.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:39:43 No.2068547
>>2068470
They were also faggots.
>>2068461
>but I need to get into uni
No you don't. And even if you do you can work your way up from another path.
>He's like 'I'M 45 AND PEOPLE STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT I GOT IN SCHOOL
See here's the problem, your dad is a cunt.
Employers DO NOT CARE what you did in school, they give you jobs based on trivial things. (Looks, if they like you etc)
I could have a degree in business studies or whatever but I still wouldn't get a job.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:40:23 No.2068557
Well, I looked it up for ya' OP. It DOES contain DXM, so if you DO take it- you will start hallucinating, and if you get anywhere near humans (which you will), you'll probably ask them for directions to the nearest banana so you can take a drive around the block.
On a separate note, this one chick in my town took 600mg of DXM and ran out onto one of the main roads waving a bloody knife over her head screaming about how aliens killed her baby, when in actuality it was her.
OP, if you want to know what to expect read here:
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_DXM.shtml
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:41:05 No.2068563
>>2068528
You live in Australia; home of some of the most toxic animal and plant species known to exist, and you can't figure out how to kill yourself?
Go poke at spiders with sicks, and play with jellyfish. Lick a toad or two. Try to fuck a crocodile. You'll figure it out.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:41:31 No.2068565
Op, I totally understand your plight. You're overbearing parents deserve what's coming to them, so when you die, make sure it's in their room, on their bed.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:41:51 No.2068566
>>2068513
The amount of train suicides is actually really high. Much more than you would think. The engineers I'm sure are used to it, unless it's a new guy or something.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:41:59 No.2068568
>>2068547
My dad never did year 11, he got out in yr10 and started an apprenticeship with some sheet metal company where he's worked since he was 15. Fun.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:42:19 No.2068571
>My parents yell at me for getting Bs and C
Oh my god FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Some people should not be allowed to breed.
THOSE ARE DECENT GRADES.
Cut off all contact as soon as you can.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:44:49 No.2068590
>>2068055
Two questions:
1. Do you have a passport?
2. How much money can you get your hands on quickly?
If you are planning on dying, you might as well have some fun first.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:45:39 No.2068596
>>2068568
And people apparently still ask him about his school grades. Hmm.
As long as you don't have any dependants you can do what you want. Also no matter what job you get it's not going to be fun. Hard work is hard and the more "big time" you get the worse that is.
>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:46:38 No.2068605
>>2068568
11, not 1. I'm the master of bad typos to>
day.
>2068565
Heard it over 9000 times, it's stupid.
>>2068563
I'm in the suburbs, I don't live near the Barrier Reef asswipe. I'm on the other side of the continent.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:47:41 No.2068614
OTC/prescription drug overdose fatality rate <2%.>> »Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:48:26 No.2068621
>>2068590
1. yes, but my parents have it
2. I have 2000 in the bank, but I wouldn't be able to withdraw it all
What part of 'underageb&' don't you get?
>>2068571
I know eh...but I'll never be able to live it down if I do fail.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:49:37 No.2068628
>>2068614
>Modern drugs are made to get thrown up if too many are taken.
Ingenious. I didn't know they could do that.
Dear OP christfag !xyWyVn95HA 11/08/08(Sat)21:51:37 No.2068649
may i just say how grateful i am that you have trusted me with your concerns and that i am honoured to have earned your confidence in this matter.
thank you.
it would appear that the general consensus of anon would be that the slow poisoning of yourself will be incredibly painful and bares with it the risk of discovery, medical attention and the prolonged counselling that would surely follow, unless of course you were particularly brain damaged to the point of vegetation.
yet with that i would like to commend you on the choice of self extermination which, were you to use the correct toxin, would leave your body relatively easy to dispose of and additionally, with less of a mess to clear up.
well done you for your consideration and sensitivity for the bereaved sensibilities of those you leave behind, which is truly a most feminine of qualities.
i do have one small caveat though.
have you made your peace with god through Jesus Christ?
if not then i'm afraid you will not be leaving a world of suffering behind, but instead entering an eternity of tortuous and ongoing death.
please bare this in mind before you make a final decision.
again, thank you for your time in reading this and your entrustment of these matters to our hands.
Sincerly,
Xfag.
»Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)21:53:29 No.2068667
>>2068649
Thankyou possible troll xfag. I'm an astute atheist. Reconciliation with any kind of higher power is out of the question. If I am to go to a hell I don't believe in because of that, so be it.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:54:02 No.2068671
>>2068621
>I know eh...but I'll never be able to live it down if I do fail
There is an injustice here, and I swear to god if you do not address it I will hunt you down in the afterlife and beat the ectoplasm out of you.
SleepyFox !!oNMFgDkawE1 11/08/08(Sat)21:54:39 No.2068676
How old are you.
Really.
Anyone over 13 would know that just mixing up random drugs won't kill you.
Let's see.
You would cause irreversible damage to your brain and liver and stomach.
But die from that? Nope.
Enjoy being a vegetable.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)21:58:08 No.2068703
>>2068682
Of what? Cyanide?
Oh wait it's a bedtime medicine for people who can't handle a cold. I'll be suprised if you even pass out.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:00:10 No.2068724
>>2068682
You'll give yourself liver damage; it will just make you very sick for several years while the damaged parts grow back.
You will have to avoid alcohol, and many drugs for the rest of your life as they will make you vomit, even after you have mostly recovered.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:00:25 No.2068727
>>2068703
Also if you think your dad is bad now, just wait until you wake up in hospital with him all up in your face.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:00:25 No.2068728
>>2068461
Your dad is full of shit. I'm almost 10 years older than you, and no one cares what my GPA was or what I got on high school exams. Stop believing everything out of his lying sad sack mouth.
>> SleepyFox !!oNMFgDkawE1 11/08/08(Sat)22:00:28 No.2068729
>>2068682
Boldly said, but :
>mash up these pills and dissolve them in water
Sounds like mixing to me.
You'll probably be in an indescribable amount of pain, but won't die.
Humankind is better off without you if you can't even deal with the same shit every other teenager goes through.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:02:15 No.2068741
>>2068528
You need to realize that your parents don't run your life. It may seems like they do now, especially since you're underage, but they really don't. If you walk out that door and into the world, they're still going to come after you, bawling, because that's what parents do. Unless they're horrible parents, in which case, you don't need them anyways.
I suggest leaving. Just walk out in the middle of the night, and don't contact them for a few days.
Who knows, you might die while you're out on the streets anyways, so it's a win win, right?
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:02:26 No.2068745
>>2068703
10mg DXM in each pill, 380mg of DXM is enough to pass the second threshold especially since he doesn't way much.
He will trip, and the other stuff might just make him hurt a bit.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:03:14 No.2068749
>>2068621
In reference to point 1; get your hands on it.
In reference to point 2; I wasn't asking how much you had in the bank; I was asking how much you could get your hands on quickly. If you are planning on killing yourself anyway, you are free to use whatever means you want, without worrying about consequences.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:04:25 No.2068762
>>2068682
If you don't throw it all up then you'll trip balls (if it contains DXM) then die from liver failure, enjoy your painful death. Unless someone walks in, finds you and drives you to the hospital.
Do some research beforehand, if you're really going to do it then do it right. Don't just OD on some shit you have in your medicine cabinet.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:04:33 No.2068763
>>2068727
Or worse;
You wake up in the hospital with him in your face; after he donated a part of his liver to save your life.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:06:31 No.2068778
shut the fuck up. if you want to kill yourself do it properly. if you want to cry for help go speak to a fucking counselor or call a suicide prevention hotline. stop wasting our time.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:08:05 No.2068787
>>2068404
YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE.
FAILING A HIGH SCHOOL EXAM OR FOUR ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD.
>> christfag !xyWyVn95HA 11/08/08(Sat)22:11:23 No.2068816
>>2068667
it's funny, i get the old "possible/obvious troll" most frequently.
it's true that to claim the name of jeebus on teh chan often incites raeg and yet i'm being as genuine here as i am irl, but no matter.
i have done my duty in warning you, the responsibility lies with you now to make sure that i'm wrong, because as flippant as we may be about such matters here, when already overwhelmed by stress and blinded by circumstance, if the next world exists then apparently it's no laughing matter.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:11:31 No.2068817
>>2068763
Or worse:
You wake up with him in your liver, after he donated a part of his face to save your life.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:14:10 No.2068853
just run out into traffic and get fucking smashed by a car at night. That way your parents will get a sweet settlement. Wait till you see a mercedes or something so you know they have insurance.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:32:10 No.2068989
No. You'll probably just puke a lot and permanently ruin your organs.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:39:40 No.2069059
If you really hate your life, don't kill yourself. Go hitchhiking or go wander off on your own. If you're old enough to drive, take a car. Go find an adventure for yourself. You obviously don't care about your friends or family, so no need to tell them about it. Take what money you can and use that to sustain yourself. If you die, then you achieved your goal anyways. If you don't, then you'll have bettered yourself in the process.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:39:58 No.2069061
Oh lordy you're getting B's and C's! Don't they have something like Western Australia State that you can go to?
»Propaganda Minister« !!9mt1PMWAu6V 11/08/08(Sat)22:48:01 No.2069116
>>2069061
State schools suck.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:50:30 No.2069133
>>2069116
>State schools suck
I don't know what things are like in Ausfailia, but from I've heard state schools are pretty much the same.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:50:55 No.2069136
>>2068514
>>2068478
No. Fucking- NO.
PARACETAMOL fucks your liver up.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:55:20 No.2069172
Paracetemol will kill you, but it's a long painful death. if they don't transplant your liver first.
You need to find some benzos - hard. And alcohol. easy.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:57:41 No.2069192
>>2069172
Yep. Heroin + benzos + alcohol even better.
Considering that OP can't even get alcohol though, I doubt she'll be able to get the other delicious components.
OP 11/08/08(Sat)22:58:46 No.2069203
>>2068125
>buy drano and drink it
they cut bits of your colon out and transplant it.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)22:59:53 No.2069214
>>2068162
And DXM will work well - lots of people die of dxm overdoses.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:03:04 No.2069249
drink a diluted salt and water solution. Wiki says 1g of salt consumed for every kg of body weight in a short period of time is lethal.
do it faggot
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:12:54 No.2069341
theres no way a family benefits from more members that dont bring in $$$
take the nike logo in mind and just do it
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:15:30 No.2069366
>>2069291
Just 2 oz just to be sure, just eat it all, every kind of pill you can find, some bleach, then slit your wrists, and neck and jump out a window that is above the 1st floor.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:17:30 No.2069380
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Take all the tablet, you whiny little fuck! Are there any panadol? take them too! they'll make you "sleepy", so sleepy that in three days when the horrible pain that is your liver failing robs you of the quick, painless and romanticised death you've been dreaming of takes over and kills you in a ball of squalling fail.
do it faggot!
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:17:42 No.2069382
>>2068367
you just sound like a greedy motherfucker who wants to feel like he actually saved someone why should YOU keep this poor kid in his miserable life... anything is better than what we have now.
lol but im not gonna kill myself cause im a hypocrite
>> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc 11/08/08(Sat)23:27:21 No.2069462
I really hope you aren't a troll, because this is like the same sort of thing I had to talk my friend Erin out of doing months ago. Shit sucked.
Don't kill yourself and in 40 years you'll look back and realize how glad you are that you didn't kill yourself. Life seems trivial in the underage B& years, and if there were an afterlife (lol christfags) to regret anything in, I can guarantee you that you would regret killing yourself at such a young age. At least stay alive past your teenage years and if life is still treating you like a total shithole, then you can consider killing yourself, I suppose...
Plus if you actually decide to do it I'll feel bad cause now I tried to talk you out of it.
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:29:12 No.2069478
Pics, location.
I'm in Australia too.
Give me your msn or something, and let me talk to you, let people help you and confide in SOMEONE, whether it be online or offline.
Where in Australia are you? I'll care for you. I'll help you get through it. I love you.
>> Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:33:03 No.2069509
>>2069478
This is a beautiful gesture, and makes me believe in humanity again.
On the other hand, the chans have turned to shit with all this lovey dovey crap. Op, either take this guy up on his offer, or just FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NO ONE CARES
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:40:39 No.2069567
>>2069406
well i'm no philosopher so probably totally wrong but to my mind logic is a construct of the human mind so the natural order is logical only from the perspective of a human observing/applying etc. an animal wouldn't use logic as part of it's reasoning/behaviour to not an hero would it? or would it? i'm just asking.
and yeah, humans are animals i agree which is why i wondered
Anonymous 11/08/08(Sat)23:45:35 No.2069605
>>2068055
CO poisoning. Get some charcoal and a small room. Very quick, painless.
Dying by drugs is always slow and painful. You'll want to vomit out your organs, but wont be able to.
So yeah, I'm off that now.
Let me rephrase that.
I'm off the idea of overdosing, but suicide still sounds good to me.Blowing my brains out with a pistol seems like a pretty sweet deal, but, as I said, gun laws here require me to be over 17 and have a licence.
So my little (read: 2 years younger) brother came home from school today, walks into my room and I'm lying on the bed feeling grey. He sits in my computer chair, looks around, inspects my computer, asks me if it's turned on (I lie 'no', it's in hibernate and I'm wasting to reading webcomics when I should really be studying for math, which I hate and suck at: I got 44% for it but still passed the course, which I was overjoyed at. My dad said "44 percent? In my opinion, that's a fail."), picks up my packet of chips (we get a packet each as a treat on occasion) and asks if he can have some. I reply 'no'. He had his own and ate them already. "Just a few?" No. Go away.
He flicks through the documents on my desk: mainly the mock exam for math I took a few weeks ago. I tell him to go away. He continues perusing. And I mean perusing.
"44%?"
"..."
"That's really bad."
"Go away."
"...Is this the exam here?"
"...no"
"Oh, it's just it says Year 12 Mock Exam 2008 on it."
"..."
"I don't see how you got 44%, you know, I mean all the numbers are circled-"
"Get out."
"Gee, I'm just trying to be nice is all, you don't have to be such a fucktard."
Five minutes later I got off the bed depressed and decided to do some actual study. I basically just stared at the book for a while trying to make sense of it all. The exam is tomorrow, the first of two that day. I cannot fucking do this.
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